Motorcycles… Skateboarding… 1970′s tits & muff!? Yes, yes and yes.

Loser Machine combines everything that any adolescent could possibly think is cool, into what is shaping up to be the best company ever. I said it. Straight up. Loser Machine delivers the goods. So when they sent a box full of goodies (including a gold sparkled helmet!) over to The Corner, I did what anyone else would have done. I found the two biggest losers I know (Alex-grom & Paul-grom) and strapped them to the gnarliest machines possible (beach-cruisers with motors tied to them).  

I don’t think there has ever been a company that you and your dad could both equally be into. Your dad dig’s the nostalgia… You think it’s new and fresh. But it works, cuz honestly, it is both of those things. So spark one up with pop’s and ride down to your shop and pick up some LMc gear.

If you want more info on what I’m going to be referring to as “The best company ever” from now on, click the loser chick pic below.