Look at these two wonderful mental defectives. The fugly bitch is manipulating young William Dafoe into talking shit about a group of people that are so far superior to them in every way, it’s almost not even fair.

“They wear their hats to the side, like they are black, even though they are not” “True dat, true dat”

This video is harder to watch than “Cannibal Holocaust” on acid. I am seriously waiting for that kid’s hand-sewn skin-mask to just fall off his face. How many times a day do you think he looks at himself in the mirror, dick tucked between his legs while constantly repeating “it puts the lotion on it’s skin”.

Good luck in life you two. I’m sure your incestual children couldn’t look worse or be more ignorant than their parents. Don’t listen to the mainstream media when they say your love is forbidden. Just go for it.

Oh, I want to start a serious comment thread on this one:

WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE DO FOR FUN!?

(comment with your guesses)

Darren is an outspoken dude. He definitely knows what he likes and what he thinks is lame-o.

Just wrapping up the edit.

Check out ESPN this weekend for his interview… I think it is going to make some waves.

Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s going to create a fucking tsunami.

I’ve been talking a big game online over the past few days. I fully intend on winning this jump-ramp / wallride contest.

I know to do so I’m going to have to dethrone the reigning king of Rad Fest, Stinky Mike. It’s not going to be easy… But my strategy is to ingest as many drugs and as much alcohol as possible in an attempt to trick myself into forgetting about my complete lack of skill.

I want you all there to root me on, or to just boo the fuck out of me. Either way, I need a fire lit up under this superbly tight ass.

See you guys and dolls Tomorrow, when I FUCKING WRECK SHOP!!!

Oh yeah, Typical Culture is premiering their 1st video DO LESS tomorrow too.

SHIT IS GONNA BE OFF THE CHIZZAINS!!!

(OH AND BTW THE FLYER LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS 1:45pm IT IS ACTUALLY 7:45!!!!

DON’T SHOW UP AT 1, NO ONE WILL BE THERE!!!)

D*Face teamed up with Real Skateboards and released this bad-ass new series. Rumor has it they have a video dropping on monday showing D*Face painting a life-sized mural of these graphics on a London wall.

Shit is tight.

Nice to see some clean new graphics coming out… not the same stale ol’ tattoo series everyone else is up to. Ed Hardy Skateboards has that angle covered, leave it alone.

Mike Tyson is the man. His logic is absolutely flawless.

I really want to get a Scary Stories tattoo. The illustrator Steven Gammell is so amazing.

Did anyone else used to read these books as a kid?

I used to spook the shit out of myself to the point of insomnia every night off these books.

Cliché just added Daniel Espinoza to their American squad.

Notice the common denominator in this?

Hint: They all have buck-ass teef. Hope they have good dental insurance in France.

(Just to be 100% clear, all these dudes RULE. No hate here. I am amped on Cliché!!!)

love it.

Trying some new shit.

This is The Corner’s new intro for all the videos and what follows is a little line I filmed at my grandma’s house.

It is literally my grandma’s front yard, how cool is that?

People need to skate this curved ledge and do some buck shit on it… let me know if you wanna ride fools.

“It doesn’t matter how good you are, it’s what your attitude is. You skateboard for him, not to show off in front of your friends.”

“So I skateboard for the Lord!?”

“YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR THE LORD! You mow the lawn for the Lord, wash dishes for the Lord…”

Just another day in my life.

Christ is Lord.

666.

Ryan is the homie. But that song is sick as fuck. So he is an idiot.