Look at these two wonderful mental defectives. The fugly bitch is manipulating young William Dafoe into talking shit about a group of people that are so far superior to them in every way, it’s almost not even fair.
“They wear their hats to the side, like they are black, even though they are not” “True dat, true dat”
This video is harder to watch than “Cannibal Holocaust” on acid. I am seriously waiting for that kid’s hand-sewn skin-mask to just fall off his face. How many times a day do you think he looks at himself in the mirror, dick tucked between his legs while constantly repeating “it puts the lotion on it’s skin”.
Good luck in life you two. I’m sure your incestual children couldn’t look worse or be more ignorant than their parents. Don’t listen to the mainstream media when they say your love is forbidden. Just go for it.
Oh, I want to start a serious comment thread on this one:
Jereme Roger’s stupid-ass was there talking some drugged-out-jesus-rant about how “The stars aligned for his comeback at the Boston Garden”. Dude is the worst. He didn’t do shit besides look hella dainty the whole time.
Anyways, here is Shaun White in a special “press junket”. Those reporters asked some of the dumbest shit ever. People can hate on Shaun all they want but truth be told… he is a FULL-ON Skateboarder at heart. “When it comes down to it, snowboarders ride a chairlift to the top of the mountain… Skateboarding is so much harder and so much more fun” -Shaun White
(click to see my ESPN coverage of the event)
You gotta respect that shit. Even if you don’t want to buy your shoes at Target.
Oh yeah and BTW, Lyn-Z Adams Hawkins and Travis Pastrana were making out / cuddling the whole weekend. It was deeply disturbing on quite a few different levels. Here is a few pictures of them being… them.
WOW.
We’ll see what goes down in Portland. Hope shit just gets weirder.
I don’t know how these guys didn’t just jump the fuck out of this guy. I mean, when it gets taken to this level, by the other person (the security guard)… you gotta start kickin’ some ass.
I guess it’s a good thing they didn’t though, cuz now this guy looks so fucking out of line. Sucker-punching kids.
WOW.
I really hope there is some way this guy gets what is coming to him.
I’d recommend a civil suit regarding assault on a minor.
Once upon a time there was this dude named Andy Mac. He was made famous by his alliance with Tony Hawk. The thing about Andy Mac that most people don’t know is that before moving to California, He allegedly sent a series of questionable letters to the top skate brands at the time. Along the lines of “If you aren’t with me, you are against me. Move out of my way”
This isn’t Andy Mac. This is ANDY MACK!
He is locally famous for his alliance with Spencer Pratti. They are both amazing skaters and amazing dudes. Andy like’s to learn at school. Drink beer’s with his friend’s. He also likes chicks (cuz chicks are hot).
I will say, however; Andy Mack kills it. Don’t get in his way, get with him. You’ll be hyped you did.
(oh and Ryan Alvarado filmed and edited this, he wants to get laid too)
All of these random hate comments on the site are coming from the two dude’s in this video. It all started with that kook I subtitled in the video. Trying to call me out for “ganging up” on Owen Wilson’s stunt-double. As you can see in the video, I was just asking him to please do a backflip. He obviously craves attention, so why wouldn’t he!? Who knows.
He did though! And peep the epic UFC-flex after he lands on it and falls off.
Fuck man, Skateboarding is easy. We should all quit. By “we” I definitely mean the biker / flipper and the dude who threatened to get my blog shut down for posting a link to his facebook.
Fucking dorks. Now you really got something to comment on. Sphincter says fuck you?
Charlie Castelluzzo, Ryan “P-kid” Petaishiski and I all grew up skating together.
We all hated each other.
We still kinda do.
But we will always be boy’s for life. I just found this footy of Charles back when he was a little punker with one of the best kickflip’s I have ever seen.
(filmed by Peter “The Man” Jiminez)
(I just got a text from Peter telling me to spell his name right… so here JIMENEZ)
I got a call on St. Patricks “day” at (according to my call log) 4:49am.
I picked up the phone and said “helllllllooooo…?” “DUDE, TOSH, I NEED..” I just said “NO!” and hung up. He immediately called back and said he would forgive the $20 I owe him If I helped him… I just hung up again. He then called right back and I just held down the red button til my phone turned off.
I love John.
But I don’t want him on my floor until he decides to go skate or do whatever he does.
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