Look at these two wonderful mental defectives. The fugly bitch is manipulating young William Dafoe into talking shit about a group of people that are so far superior to them in every way, it’s almost not even fair.
“They wear their hats to the side, like they are black, even though they are not” “True dat, true dat”
This video is harder to watch than “Cannibal Holocaust” on acid. I am seriously waiting for that kid’s hand-sewn skin-mask to just fall off his face. How many times a day do you think he looks at himself in the mirror, dick tucked between his legs while constantly repeating “it puts the lotion on it’s skin”.
Good luck in life you two. I’m sure your incestual children couldn’t look worse or be more ignorant than their parents. Don’t listen to the mainstream media when they say your love is forbidden. Just go for it.
Oh, I want to start a serious comment thread on this one:
All of these random hate comments on the site are coming from the two dude’s in this video. It all started with that kook I subtitled in the video. Trying to call me out for “ganging up” on Owen Wilson’s stunt-double. As you can see in the video, I was just asking him to please do a backflip. He obviously craves attention, so why wouldn’t he!? Who knows.
He did though! And peep the epic UFC-flex after he lands on it and falls off.
Fuck man, Skateboarding is easy. We should all quit. By “we” I definitely mean the biker / flipper and the dude who threatened to get my blog shut down for posting a link to his facebook.
Fucking dorks. Now you really got something to comment on. Sphincter says fuck you?
Is it taking you days? weeks? even months!? to learn how to skateboard?
That is way too fucking long if you ask me.
Luckily there is a solution!
Here is a link to the page that is going to change your life.
It’s not like skateboarding can lead you to life-long friends, invaluable life experience or a sense of self. So just skip all the bullshit of “Learning skateboarding” and just go straight to jumping off your roof!
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I scoured over the major skate sites the second I caught wind of this one… Seems like The Corner is your source for breaking new’s on the TV-stars-who-never-skate-but-still-have-pro-boards-on-ELEMENT-turned-Porn-Star tip. Seem’s like every mall-grabber’s favorite skater of 2006 has decided to stop nosesliding FDR and start lipsliding (polejamming, tailsliding) Gina Lynn.
According to the box “packed with Bam and his crew playing paintball and skate boarding in action packed sex scenes. Gina Lynn shows her tennis skills while Eva Ellington drives the golf ball to explosion. Novak gets a BJ while getting shot by paintballs and lots of other crazy shit goes on! A MUST SEE, CAUSE WITH THESE CRAZY FUCKS ANYTHING”
Wow. Good job Bam. Camp Kill Yourself just got a little more literal.
Whatever happened to that pug that he got married to on his show?
Someone get me a copy of this video so that I can do a proper review on it!
I don’t have Photoshop yet on my new computer so I couldn’t put my “Super-Wack” logo on this… but fuck man. I have always kinda liked Richie Jackson’s skating. Read the first sentence of this bitches article and find her e-mail address online and write her a shit-load of hate mail. Calling all skater’s dirty, gross, unstylish… as far as I’m fucking concerned half of the inspiration for fashion starts with skateboarding like 2 years ahead of anything else. Take flannels for example… I know we didn’t invent them, nor were we the first to wear them… but look back over the last two years in skateboarding magazines. The majority of dudes are wearing a basic chino pant and a flannel shirt. Now pick up any designers catalog for fall 2010. Compare. Then tell fashion to fuck off. We did it first. We will always do it first. Bite it, then talk shit on it!?
This is by no means an attack on Richie Jackson. But fuck GQ. Most thinly-vieled gay porn mag ever.
I’m going to find that chick’s e-mail address so we can all collectively tell her to suck it.
“Huge, shapeless and ugly”
I guarantee that is how every man that has drunkenly decided to sleep with the woman who wrote this article described her to his friends.
The NAPW is super on point. So on point in-fact that they mailed she-me this letter inviting me into their club for successful women because of “Harsh Tokes”. My company which does not even exist yet. NAPW… I would like to thank you for recognizing my hard work. Of course God, where would I be without you? Oh and Satan cuz fuck God and the NAPW.
(if you can’t read these… click to enlarge. Its worth it, that is… if you are into “air related sports” bro)
These fools are selling fucking $60 bunk ass setups to kids. Coming complete with “Phantom trucks bro, Baker wheels or something and defect boards. Well not really defect… some you can tell more than others.”
I do research.
Fuck this shit. Support REAL SKATEBOARDING. Street Machine just went out of business because shit like this. Those fools held it down so hard for so many years. If you don’t do something no-one will. Go mow you neighbors lawn, tell your parents to stop being stingy bitches… Get a real board from a real shop.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit… Odds are IT’S SHIT.
That is all.
(Actually that is not all… I hope they consciously chose to write those excerpts like illiterate ESL 4th graders. The whole “extreme” thing is pretty moot.)
Posted by Tosh 
Internet Commenters
March 15, 2010This is for all the anonymous shit-talkers on the web.
You got some shit to talk? Something to say? Man up “sk8r420ftw” (fake name used for illustrative purposes)
If you have something worth saying, it should go without saying; Stand by your word.
Posting anonymous hate is so 2000&late.