Remember when I first started this crazy thing called “ToshsCorner”? There was a clip of this little brown nugget named Malky doing (if my memory serves me correctly) a Frontboard-nollie-bs-180-bs-boardslide to straight on this tall-ass Converse box in front of Pacific Drive.
The only other place I have ever seen this kid skate is at OB park. Which I believe is a park constructed for the sole-purpose of showing other municipalities what NOT to do when building a public skate facility. The thing is, he shred’s it there too. Even though the ground could shape a diamond.
Maybe the kid just likes fucked up spots. Maybe he doesn’t care at all. Malky is a reckless little S.O.B. and I love every second of it.
Skateboarding is a rough sport. There are certain qualities that every person naturally possess’ that have to be suppressed in order to ever “make it” in this fucked up ass-backwards world.
Pride, self-grandioseness… basically any sort of reaction to your own actions in skateboarding that would lead others to think “wow, this guys a prick”
The thing is, everyone is happy when they land something they have been trying for a while… you just learn, over time, to not throw your hands in the air and scream “finally”.
Lastly, you should always let your skating speak for itself.
Skateboarding is not Rap. You do not get ahead by saying that you are the best skater alive… It leaves a lot to live up to… That being said… Here is Ricky Rays footy tape.
This is Carl. His real name is Kaw, but fuck that.
He jumped off the boat from Brazil and into our lives. Every time he goes back to the mother-land we hope and pray for him to never return. Its not that he is a bad kid or anything… he is just brutally annoying. He asks questions like “dood, how do you know isa lady!?” (talking about a ladybug) and “on a leva frum one to ten how good wasa my keekfleep?”.
As you will see in this video, he has an obscene fascination with the male anatomy (he loveesssss the cock).
Schmeg- “dude, the worst thing me and Charlie ever did was fuck with retards…”
Me- “wait, what..!?”
Schmeg- “yeah, Charlie pushed over a kid in a wheelchair one time, and I threw a rock at a retard and made his face bleed… but dude, I was five, so it doesnt matter”
This is ”Introducing!”, where I let the world into the minds of the lurkers of PD. Believe me, this segment is going to become a favorite…
These are a few things you need to know about “Ultimate-Van” before you watch the video:
Van keeps an extensive list of every skate related purchase he has ever made (broken down into categories like… shirts, stickers, g-bags). Van smokes the most obscure amazingly named off-brand cigs ever (RAVE’S!?). Van has the largest collection of wrist-bands known to man, rivaled only by Chris Cole and Jamie Thomas in the “Chomp on this” years. Van’s mind and gear are completely stuck in 1998. Lastly Van is the only trogger / lurker that spends money at the shop, albeit mostly on Tech-Decks and stickers (but if we had Shorty’s shirts I know he’d save up).
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