I’ve been talking a big game online over the past few days. I fully intend on winning this jump-ramp / wallride contest.
I know to do so I’m going to have to dethrone the reigning king of Rad Fest, Stinky Mike. It’s not going to be easy… But my strategy is to ingest as many drugs and as much alcohol as possible in an attempt to trick myself into forgetting about my complete lack of skill.
I want you all there to root me on, or to just boo the fuck out of me. Either way, I need a fire lit up under this superbly tight ass.
See you guys and dolls Tomorrow, when I FUCKING WRECK SHOP!!!
Dave Carnie has always been a dude I looked up to. Be it in a slightly diagonal manner.
He does not give a fuck what anyone thinks. He does his own thing and makes no bones about it. I respect that in a person. Especially if the thing you are making no bones about happens to be a boner.
Etnies (inexplicably) just teamed up with Carnie’s “Whale Cock Skateboards” to bring us the long awaited “Aborted baby whale penis skate shoes”.
Here is the story of how that beautiful flower of thought came to fruition.
A short film filmed, produced, directed & edited by Tosh Rice… “How a stoned pro-skater films another” starring Kellen James and the voice of Brandon Turner and Dan Connelly.
I’d like to thank everyone involved in this project. It took a lot of hard work and dedication to make this thing happen.
It is also a prequel to a film debuting tomorrow on The Corner.
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