Dave Carnie has always been a dude I looked up to. Be it in a slightly diagonal manner.
He does not give a fuck what anyone thinks. He does his own thing and makes no bones about it. I respect that in a person. Especially if the thing you are making no bones about happens to be a boner.
Etnies (inexplicably) just teamed up with Carnie’s “Whale Cock Skateboards” to bring us the long awaited “Aborted baby whale penis skate shoes”.
Here is the story of how that beautiful flower of thought came to fruition.
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god bless dave carnie.
[...] name Tosh Rice for a while. The initial attention-getter being his brief Carnie interview about an etnies Whale Cock ad. There’s something clever and slightly off-kilter about going to Crossroads, randomly seeing [...]